MicroSoft sucks.

I really don'tthink that there's any need to explain -- you'll probably come up with a more entertaining story than the actual nonsense I've been futzing with this morning.

There's no dashboard warning light for this...

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German car rental clerk had to take apart the interior of a removals van to take out an eight-foot boa constrictor that had escaped from a cloth sack on the passenger seat and slithered behind the dashboard

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Dear John,

For the past two weeks, I have been collecting the children's white hampers, and nesting them in the laundry room, because we are no longer using them, as they are too large.

Someone keeps taking them apart, putting the lids back on them, and lining them up across the room.

I believe it is you, as I feel the task does not hold much interest for Jack, Jenny, or Lili.

I respectfully request that you leave the hampers nested together and off to the side until I decide whether I am donating them or storing them.

Please do not separate them and line them up across the laundry room anymore.

I may have an aneurysm, should I find them in that state again.

Thanking you in advance,

Your Rather Peri-Menopausal Wife

Dear Jack,

When you take a damp wash cloth, put it in a cup, and leave it for a week, it starts to smell. A nasty, rotten garbage sort of smell. Please refrain from this activity in the future,

Sincerely,

Your Mother, Who Really Is Not Enjoying Cleaning the House Today